Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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