I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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