I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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