so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
sex in a hospital.. check
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Floor bacon is actually really good
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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