He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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