He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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