Having a random hookup so left but love u
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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