i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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