Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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