i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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