He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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