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(323): View more from California

literally had 100 drinks last night.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.

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(936): View more from Texas

Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat

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(631): View more from New York

Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis

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(989): View more from Michigan

R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm

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