drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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