You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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