He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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