i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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