You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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