He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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