So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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