I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
