YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
