she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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