I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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