I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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