I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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