Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just threw up on my dentist
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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