It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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