scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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