We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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