I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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