So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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