Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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