she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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