i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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