I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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