i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
