she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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