Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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