Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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