I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Did I show you my penis last night?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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