Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i think i have herpe
just one?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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