Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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