this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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