ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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