i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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