you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
