What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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