Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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