I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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