Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
